Hello

Battling allergies. Feel like crap. In spite of that, here a few things:

Randomly:

1. I don't know what this 'Lifewater' stuff is, but the commercial with the lizards & the girl in the shiny dress rocking it to 'Thriller' tickles me.
2. William F. Buckley died this week. I can't say I've agreed with him hardly ever at all, but damn, didn't you just...feel smarter after listening to him?
3. Why work on your craft, say Lindsay Lohan or J.Lo & Marc, when magazines are willing to throw away money for you to pose in sensationalistic photos or pimp out your newborns?
4. Joel McHale, host of The Soup on E! is my new crush. Cute, funny, smart and beyond snarky. My kind of man.