on an Internet discussion board (and posted in all seriousness):
"Ohmigod, what if he actually is the Anti-Christ?"
Then you'll experience the Rapture all the sooner. Isn't that what you want anyway? I mean, if it's your belief that the Rapture is the ultimate actualization of your faith, then what are you so scared of?
Also posted on the same board:
"He's asked Rahm Emmanual to be his CoS--an Isreali! What does that mean?"
And this would be your typical Isreali from...Chicago?
*Trust me, I wish I were creative enough to make up this kind of shit.
5 hours ago