the Poopster has tagged me with a meme and so here goes:
Things I am not:
Patient: Been known to snap my fingers at the microwave to encourage it to hurry up.
Vegetarian: I'll take the New York Strip, medium with a fried pork chop on the side.
Damn, this is kind of hard. I'll have to give this some more thought and come back to it.
1 hour ago