Thursday, March 26, 2009

Magical Thinking

Def: Wherein one returns home after being gone for three nights hoping that work left undone when one left will be completed in one's absence.

Use in a sentence: Damn I was hoping all this s*** would be carried off by elves while I was gone.

1 comment:

Vanessa said...

Ha! I've had exactly that thought before, but those dang elves never seem to stop at my house.