Tuesday, July 7, 2009

A Recap

of the CBS Evening News, for those who missed it:

MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON
RANDOM B-LIST CELEBRITIES TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON

Commercial stuff

RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET WHO APPARENTLY DON'T HAVE JOBS/FAMILIES/A LIFE JABBERING ABOUT...MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON

Commercial Stuff

Oh and the dow did something and the President went somewhere and talked to some guy, and uh, there was some weather stuff, and some guy was sworn in to do something in DC.

TO CONCLUDE:
MICHAEL JACKSON
MICHAEL JACKSON

Tomorrow: We're fairly sure Michael Jackson will still be dead, but we think we can milk this shit for at least another day or two.

2 comments:

poopie said...

ain't it the truth....gah.

pat said...

hahahahahahahahha....