Dear Governor Mark Sanford:

For the love of God, please shut up. Because there isn't enough brain bleach in the state for all of us.

Sincerely,

Randomsoutherner, who was righteously pissed at you last Thursday, sorta felt sorry for you by the weekend, and now lives in dread fear that she will see your complete breakdown live on tv any minute.

Seriously dude, think of your children. That is, if it's at all possible for you to think of anyone other than yourself, you raging, sophomoric narcissist.