Dear Governor Mark Sanford:

For the love of God, please shut up. Because there isn't enough brain bleach in the state for all of us.

Sincerely,

Randomsoutherner, who was righteously pissed at you last Thursday, sorta felt sorry for you by the weekend, and now lives in dread fear that she will see your complete breakdown live on tv any minute.

Seriously dude, think of your children. That is, if it's at all possible for you to think of anyone other than yourself, you raging, sophomoric narcissist.

Don't Mind Me

Just having my morning hot flash over here.

Is middle age over with yet? No? Damn.

I've Been Watching

a 'Charlie's Angels' marathon on WGN, in memorium to Farrah.

Some thoughts spring to mind:

1. Farrah was really unbelievably beautiful.
2. Hugh O'Brien was seriously hot.
3. They dressed Kate Jackson atrociously.
4. Chloroform sure was mighty easy to come by in those days.
5. 70's tv was badly written.

And would people please take a break with the dying? I mean, Billy Mays and now Gale Storm? Makes one kind of scared to open the Internets.

Governor Mark Sanford

Batshit crazy or Crazy like a fox?

Discuss.


ETA: In light of today's developments, obviously just a sad excuse for a human being. My heart goes out to his children, who will not be able to fully escape this.

Frozen Margaritas

on a hot summer day, and a good guy to share them with.

Life is good.

Dear Sarah Palin:

David Letterman does not owe me an apology; please do not presume to speak for me.

Sincerely,
Randomsoutherner

P.S.: ur an idiot

No There There

or here either, apparently.

Maybe some there will crop up here once I have some downtime.